Drunken Binge Part 1 (The One With Drunken Poem Reading)

Here is a poem that I wrote a while back. I wrote it for this girl that I liked. But me, being the socially awkward type, and having less courage than the damn lion form The Wizard of Oz, I got really drunk and then decided to read it to her. I knew that I would have never been able to read it to her otherwise, because of the aforementioned character flaws.