Drinking Binge Part 2 (The one with the doormat nap)

Now that I realized I made the vague reference in Drinking Binge Part 1 that there would be a subsequent Part 2, I feel somewhat obligated to finish that day’s events. But I think I have learned my lesson, never name something “…Part 1” if you are unsure about making a Part 2. I know that that seems like one of them well no shit moments, but I was not intending it that way. I just wanted to add a little more bravado to the title. Drinking Binge Part 1 sounds so much more thrilling than Drinking Binge. See, I recently realized that I have this huge vault of stories, which people would love to hear. Yes, you would love to hear them. It is not even optional at this point. 

Drunken Binge Part 1 (The One With Drunken Poem Reading)

Here is a poem that I wrote a while back. I wrote it for this girl that I liked. But me, being the socially awkward type, and having less courage than the damn lion form The Wizard of Oz, I got really drunk and then decided to read it to her. I knew that I would have never been able to read it to her otherwise, because of the aforementioned character flaws.