86. Pick a different animal every day and try to imitate it to the fullest extent throughout the day.
87. Pet a tree while calling it a “happy little tree” in your best Bob Ross voice.
88. Try to start and actively recruit new members for your crackpot religious cult.
89. Become religious. These people scare the hell out of me.
90. Think of very simple theoretical/philosophical things and over analyze/describe them until the point that they get complicated.
91. In the middle of a conversation, pause for a few moments and then ask, “what were we talking about?” This may need to be repeated multiple times during a single conversation to take full effect.
92. Try to convince people that you are the anti-Christ without telling them that you’re the anti-Christ. Convince them only with your actions.
93. Nickname everyone you meet and never use their actual name. Just for kicks, try calling them something different every time you see them.
94. Make vague references to world domination.
95. Walk very slowly, mumbling to yourself.
96. While walking, if you have to take a sharp turn, extend your arms out and bank like an airplane (feel free to add sound effects).
97. Tell people that you talk to god, and he/she/it talks back.
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