Bat-Shit Crazy Part IV

Some more "Bat-Shit Crazy" things to do:

74.  Any time someone cuts him/herself lick your lips.
75.  Walk across the street (in the cross-walk) with no regard to traffic. You may get some close calls, but try not to flinch. If you do get hit, The Gadfly assumes no responsibility for your actions, but make sure you’re in the cross-walk and you can sue.
76.  Every time you farts, say a color that it reminds you of.
77.  Frantically run up to a stranger and ask them if they can see you. When they say, “yes” yell “It worked.”
78.  Tell completely random strangers your life story. Try to start at fertilization.
79.  Stare at a television that is turned off until someone asks what you’re doing. Reply with, “I’m watching my favorite show.”
80.  Pretend to be afraid of electricity.
81.  Any time someone says, “oh my God,” reply, “yes?” in a creepy, slightly interested but rather indifferent tone.
82.  Anytime you eat meat, thank the animal that gave its life for you. Don’t forget the veggies either; they died an honorable death to provide you sustenance also.
83.  Roll your head from side-to-side in a figure eight motion as if swaying to music.
84.  When in a normal conversation, pop your neck and start rambling on about a completely unrelated topic.
85. Tell people they have nice hair and, while trying to touch their hair, tell them how hair is our life force and/or energy leaving our bodies. (seriously once happened to me!)