"Legit Bat-Shit Crazy" Part III

I know that you have been patiently waiting, and her it is. Yay, another "Bat-Shit Crazy" update.

   62.  Systematically give an overdramatic wink to people

  63.  Every so often drop everything and grab your chest (as if your having a heart attack), but when someone asks if you are okay say: “No, I just felt like a thousand souls screamed out in pain just now.”
64.  Step on/kill an ant (or any insect) and proclaim, “The same will happen to all who oppose my reign.”
65.  Try to convince people that you are God. Only answer to that for a whole day.
66.  Create multiple personalities (The Gadfly has at least three), and sporadically change them throughout the day. Works best if you do a little homework and come up with a few completely different personalities (I have: Me, The Prophet, and Peter). When you’re in one personality, only answer to that name and never drop character.
67.  Tell people the wrong name when you first meet them.
68.  Walk around with a staff (perfectly complements #56)
69.  Tell people that you are God’s appointed one and your will “shall be obeyed.
70.  Walk down the halls of a hospital (or into a funeral) humming Another One Bites The Dust.
 71.  In the middle of a conversation switch to a strange accent.
72.  Tell your friends how you would kill them if the opportunity arose.
73.  Ask people if they had ever wondered what it felt like to hold another person’s life in their hands.

     Now That I have committed to the eleven things per post, I am rather sad that I did. It is so annoyingly tedious to get everything to add up right. why can't everything be simpler.